It’s hardly a secret that folk tales exist to deliver a message. Most people can name a piece of folklore that warns about the dangers of talking to strangers, or cautions against pride. Our literary tradition is rife with stories about romance, tragic tales of failed marriages, and admonishments to be kind. Mercedes Lackey writes some of my favorites — her [gaslamp era San Francisco riff off of Beauty & the Beast](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/176881) is my favorite, not least of which because the beast retains his fur. Sometimes, though, I don’t think we all get the same message out of the tales. Many [commentators](http://talesoffaerie.blogspot.com/2014/02/curiosity-eve-and-blaming-women.html?ref=eleanorkonik.com) point to the story of [Bluebeard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluebeard?ref=eleanorkonik.com) as one warning of the dangers of [feminine curiosity](http://www.sacred-texts.com/wmn/fow/fow22.htm?ref=eleanorkonik.com) — a tale in the tradition of [Pandora’s box](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora%27s_box?ref=eleanorkonik.com), or the [apple in the garden of Eden](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbidden_fruit?ref=eleanorkonik.com). Female curiosity is often pointed to as a sin, and many cultures have similar tales — in the myth of [Psyche and Cupid,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupid_and_Psyche?ref=eleanorkonik.com) Psyche breaks her marriage by sneaking a peek at her husband. He insisted on lovemaking in the dark, instead of disclosing his divinity. Back to Bluebeard, though — a folk tale about a wealthy French man who leaves his wife alone with his house and his riches. He gives her a key ring that will let her into all the rooms in the house, except that there is one she is not allowed to enter. Of course, she does, and that’s where she discovers the bloody corpses of Bluebeard’s former wives. She drops the key and runs, and when he comes home unexpectedly early, he finds the bloody key and tries to kill her too, but a relative intervenes and saves her by killing Bluebeard. There are many variants of the tale, of course. In many versions, she isn’t rescued, and dies a horrible death. [Ursula Vernon](http://www.redwombatstudio.com/the-artist/?ref=eleanorkonik.com), a children’s author and Hugo-award winning artist, wrote my favorite version of the tale. It’s called [Bluebeard’s Wife](http://www.redwombatstudio.com/2012/08/14/bluebeards-wife/?ref=eleanorkonik.com), and is set after Bluebeard’s death from presumably natural causes. I believe it was later expanded into [The Seventh Bride](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25935854-the-seventh-bride). Bluebeard is in many ways remarkably similar to ghost stories like [the Yellow Ribbon](http://americanfolklore.net/folklore/2009/08/the_yellow_ribbon.html?ref=eleanorkonik.com) (or [green](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_ribbon?ref=eleanorkonik.com#Other_uses), or [black](http://dreadfuldreary.blogspot.com/2011/09/velvet-ribbon.html?ref=eleanorkonik.com)… as with any folktale, there are many variations), which is about a woman who will not tell her husband why she wears a ribbon around her throat. Soon enough, he is overcome by curiosity and removes her ribbon — which makes her head fall off. It’s just one of the many failed marriages in folklore, though few endings are as drastic. Yet I rarely see them juxtaposed against their counterparts, where it is the men whose curiosity leads to failed marriages. So often, the moral is considered gendered. There _are_ stories of this nature, though, once you dig deep enough… which leads me to believe that we shouldn’t consider these morals to be about curious wives or bad husbands at all — but rather inconsiderate _people._ I don’t think the problem is curiosity at all, but rather failure to comply with a relatively simple request from someone you love, that leads to these folkloric failed marriages. > Curiosity killed the cat — but satisfaction brought him back.[[#footnote-1|1]] In European folklore, there is often a condition attached to any pairing of [fay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy?ref=eleanorkonik.com) and mortal. [Melusine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melusine?ref=eleanorkonik.com), perhaps the most famous [mermaid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid?ref=eleanorkonik.com) after Disney’s [Ariel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Mermaid?ref=eleanorkonik.com), required that her husband not enter her chamber on Sundays. He violated that simple request, and insulted her in public with information he learned by walking in on her. She turned into a dragon and left him, never to return… following in the footsteps of her mother’s failed marriage. Pressyne left her husband when he failed to follow her wish that she be left alone while bathing the children in the birthing chamber. I believe I’ve seen variations with fox-wives, as well, or women who turn into hounds. The Welsh have a story called [Lady of the Lake](http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/celt/wfb/wfb03.htm?ref=eleanorkonik.com), where a young man manages to woo an incredibly beautiful woman, the daughter of an immortal, who warns him that if he strikes three “causeless blows” against her, she will leave. They are very happy, until she asks him to fetch her riding gloves. He flicks her with them, playfully. She warns him that this is the first causeless blow. Later, he taps her on the shoulder to ask why she is crying at a christening, and after she explains that the baby will have a painful life due to its weakness, she explains that he’s struck the second blow. He swears up and down that he won’t do it again, but when she laughs at a funeral, he does the same thing, so she explains that it’s strike three — and she’s out of there. Now, some might say that what he did wasn’t worth leaving him over. That all he did was tap her, after all — it wasn’t like he was beating her. But he had _three_ chances to figure out that she didn’t want to be touched in that way, and he never learned his lesson. It reminds me of that now-ancient post by Matthew Frey, about how his wife left him because he [left his dishes in the sink](http://mustbethistalltoride.com/2016/01/14/she-divorced-me-because-i-left-dishes-by-the-sink/?ref=eleanorkonik.com) — but it’s much more than that… a situation so common it’s made its way into folklore, though divorces are much more [common](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce?ref=eleanorkonik.com#Statistics) in the modern era[[#footnote-2|2]]. Bruno Mars’ has a great song called _When I Was Your Man_. It’s about a man looking back on a failed relationship, and there’s a line in there — > Mmm, too young, too dumb to realize > That I should’ve bought you flowers > And held your hand — that reminded me how much I hate what I call “[apology flowers](http://www.proflowers.com/sorry-flowers-ims?ref=eleanorkonik.com).” I’ve been married for years now (with two kids to show for it!) but historically, at the beginning of a relationship, I am always very up-front about the fact that I love getting flowers… except when the person who’s giving them to me has done something to upset me and is trying to make up for it. They make me feel cheap, and invalidated — as though my happiness and forgiveness can be bought. Maybe it seems stupid, but if a man kept buying me flowers after I was upset… I’d have seriously considered leaving him[[#footnote-3|3]], and no doubt friends would have thought I was crazy for breaking up with a man for (oh no!) buying me flowers. Except, failing to follow my clearly stated wishes would be a recipe for a failed marriage. If I can’t trust him to not buy flowers, then how can I trust him to give me what I need in the broader sense? How could I trust a hypothetical guy to listen to my parenting preferences if he wouldn’t listen to my gift preferences? Yet fundamentally, these aren’t mistakes that _men_ make, or _women_ make — they’re mistakes that _people_ make, both genders, to not respect the conditions established at the beginning of a relationship. I think many people have that ‘one request’ of the people in their lives, the one that is a little weird and makes them disproportionately angry if that condition is violated. As we go into Valentine’s Day… does anyone have any they’d like to share? Bonus points if you’re in a relationship where your ‘one thing’ gets respected and want to give a shout-out. On my end, I’m happy to report my husband and son often pick me flowers from the garden, which I find endlessly delightful. Hope you all experience delight this week as well! [[#footnote-anchor-1|1]] For my favorite rendering of this phrase in a fantasy novel, check out [Dark Light of Day](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13588355-dark-light-of-day) by Jill Archer, which has a fun premise: Armageddon is over and the demons won. Cattus and Curiosity are both demons, and the idiom ends up being a plot point. [[#footnote-anchor-2|2]] I refrain from speculating as to why, but here’s [a sampling of theories via Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Divorce/comments/16iulo0/why_are_divorce_rates_so_high_in_the_us/). [[#footnote-anchor-3|3]] Once I achieved the stage of my life where I was comfortable breaking up with people for anything but the most egregious of things; any given local culture can skew too far toward “stay together at all costs” as well as “break up at the slightest provocation” and I should have ended several relationships in my youth far earlier than I actually did…